Why is corruption Good?

Why is corruption Good ?{parody}

If you think  corruption is bad,think again.Only if there is rampant corruption in the can the following happen in our country(INDIA).

==>People / commoners can get loads of  cash during elections,especially in states like Tamil Nadu.

==>No we have parks with  lots of stone elephants nicknamed hati parks in UP .These must really be a paradise for elephant enthusiasts , maniacs and wild life conservationists.The need of the hour is not splitting of UP into 4 states but splitting UP into two states,one accommodating all the hundreds, thousands  of stone elephants present in the state and the other for humans to live in.

==>Lot of mines and that means more jobs,Karnataka should now resemble moon with all of its huge craters.We can change its name to Craternataka.
If we are creative enough,we can also convert the mines into tourist spots (OR)Water parks(OR) water reservoirs for irrigating fields in summer.

==>Get entertainment Non stop 365 days a year. Nowadays it is amusing to watch news channels showing many politicians running away from police , making scenes at court . This is more exiting than T20 brand of cricket. I found too many amazing ways by which we can hoodwink the law like saying that i have Bad health,by saying that you belong to fairer sex,by saying that you are too old.Long live the game of cat and mouse.

==>New way to learn numbers for young children 1G,2G,3G.This way even parent will definitely enjoy teaching children than lame 1 apple and so on.

==>Delhi police who were getting bored of dealing with terror suspects can now for a change start deal with huge crowds of people flocking to Delhi to protest against corruption led by Anna and the infamous baba Ramdev.

==>You can get decorate your city with hordes of statues of your favourite leaders.Even better, these efforts may get India one more entry into Guinness book of world records.

==>Finally owning and wearing a Gandhi topi is way cooler than a branded  rebook cap or pair of shades.Don't ask me as to why it is called Gandhi topi . Personally I have never seen  Ghandhi wearing it in any pictures / photos depicting him.

==>Breed and export fish using aborted pipeline projects like old veeranam .{Excerpt from article :-The ornamental fish breeding project in the coastal village of Keelamanakudi in Chidambaram district was started last year to supplement the incomes of poor, landless women. The unused hume pipes from the aborted Veeranam water project were used to set up backyard fish breeding enterprises. The project is a big success, and fish is being exported to Singapore. Overseas demand has far exceeded supply. The production cost is less than 8 per cent of the price that the fish fetch; last year each woman earned an income of over Rs.4,000.}

==>Use wads of currency notes as fans in parliament.

Play Angry Anna Online

[Flash News]Lizard Stalker,red corner issued

  Interpals* has issued red corner notice for apprehending the alleged assailant and terror suspect .Interpals has released the above mug shot of the alleged repeat offender who has been  avoiding the internal security agencies dragnet for the past zillion months.

This picture is from the  time he was in custody of Mosqstatpol** when he was just a minor thug.He had reportedly escaped from custody by bribing the guards and nibbling a hole through the mosquito net.

 The criminal nicknamed "Lizzam" also known in close circles as  "The Gecko" and "Silver Tongue" has been spotted in the past lazing around on window sills,scurrying around on walls of houses,barks of trees and places his sticky padded feet takes him.Lizzam is considered to be armed and dangerous and a potential threat all species of insects . He is known to posses the Quickest Tongue in the Wild-Wild West.He is also rumoured  to be the homicidal killer and usually stalks his prey and finishes them off in one swipe of his long tongue. 

  All the insects have been henceforth been asked to report sightings of above criminal immediately to Interpals through a hundred digit international toll free hotline number [001345454545454545654565695...]

His name featured recently in a spate of incidents some of which are listed below:-
==>Sneaking into bathrooms and Peeking at humans who are bathing.
==>Para-trooping from the ceilings and landing on heads of humans and sending them to deaths [ popular belief among humans in some parts of the world]
==>Gobbling up those pesky flies whole and all
==>Pulling out and chewing at the legs of grasshoppers
==>Tearing off the inattentive miss cockroach and eating her up . Eye witnesses claim  that the poor miss cockroach was squealing trying to escape the clutches of evil villain.
==>Many unfortunate mayflies were caught in crossfire during a fierce tongue fight between Lizzam and fellow law offender Chameleon
==>He has been known to commit heinous crimes like raiding ant caravans pick up random individuals and snack on his hapless victims  that too in in broad day light

 Meanwhile in a related development HI*** has moved a petition and collected a million signatures seeking repeal of the "red corner" notice.Millions have poured onto the streets calling for repeal of the dastardly act of Interpals.A spokesperson of the above association has given us exclusive information stating that gecko has as a matter of  saved millions of humans by chewing up dewy gewy cockroaches and gobbling up blood sucking mosquitoes by the tons

*Interpals [International Pest Association Lackadaisical Security]
**Mosqstatpol [Mosquito State Police]
***HI [Homo Sapiens International]

Haircut

Various Thoughts that flood Mind Before An Impending  "Hair Cut"

• Is it today  ?
• Is today the D-day ?
• Is today "The Day" .
• Is today an inauspicious { Indian traditions dictate that people don't cut hair on certain days of the week } day for an hair cut ?
• Is it a week day or a week end("fount of wisdom"  tells me that weekends at the barber shop would be busier than weekends}?
• Should I wait for one more day till the facial sprouts of hair are a little longer so that I can have a "shave" along with the "cut" at the saloon as it will save a few bucks?
• Is my hair really long enough as to justify such a wasteful expenditure?
• Will the hair grow back after it gets cut since I am growing no younger?
• Should I try out a fancy cut or go for a cheaper "Military Cut" a la "kuruthipunal" style?
• Should I take my bike to the saloon or "go green" by using my cycle for short commutes?
• Should skip hair cut and grow it longer and tie it t the back to get a funcky look?
• Cutting my hair will at the least keep my head cool,whereas the more hair the more number of washes it requires per week!!!
• Hey it is not so bad after all !!!It is far less torturous than a visit to dentist who peeps into your mouth and you must try hard not to bite off his big nose :-)

Latest Craze,Yes that is right CWG jokes is the in thing

Yes after Sardarji,mallu and all varieties of jokes,the in thing is now are CWG jokes and kalmadi jokes,so I am too jumping on the bandwagon.Here goes :-

Always ask, Never assume!!

Read a great mail hence sharing the same:-


His request approved, the CNN News photographer quickly called the local airport to charter a flight. He was told a twin-engine plane would be waiting for him at the airport.
Arriving at the airfield, he spotted a plane warming up outside a hangar. He jumped in with his bag, slammed the door shut, and shouted, 'Let's go'.
The pilot taxied out, swung the plane into the wind and took off.
Once in the air, the photographer instructed the pilot, 'Fly over the valley and make low passes so I can take pictures of the fires on the hillsides.'
Why?' asked the pilot.
'Because I'm a photographer for CNN,' he responded, 'and I need to get some close up shots.'
The pilot was silent for a moment. Finally he stammered, 'So, what you're telling me, is ... You're NOT my flight instructor?'

A Site That Is Genuinely Hilarious

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Miss Teen South Carolina Calls 911

Miss Teen South Carolina Calls 911????
Miss Teen South Carolina once again demonstrates grace under pressure.

Man And Fish Can Coexist ?Dumb Vs Dumber

Welcome to the show.Today we have what you were waiting for for so long.
The much anticipated show Miss Carolina Vs Bush or should i
say dumb vs dumber? is on now

Two of America's great minds go head to head.

Miss South Carolina Again

Miss Teen USA 2007 South Carolina Is My Hero!?????


This video is funny . Jimmy Kimmel breaks down what Miss South Carolina had to say on the Miss Teen USA awards show.


Miss Teen USA 2007 Caitlin Upton from South Carolina visits "Today show" to answer the map question right

Blabber Mouth

Never knew that some people can not answer even simple questions.You can see the answer that a competitor in "Miss Teen USA Carolina" gave in the link below:-

Miss Teen USA South Carolina 2007 with Subtitles

All they asked her was as to why "a fifth of the Americans cannot locate their country on maps" and she is not able to answer such a simple question properly.See the video and you will understand.I accept that it was a pressure situation but i think she should have done better.

Well i have edited this entry and put up the video here so that you can all enjoy watching it.